Apple Pie:

I don't know exactly what happened, but something seriously has gone wrong with this soap. It would NOT lather at all this morning. I had to load the crap out of it twice just to get a decent lather which is NOT normal for this specific soap and for sure it's NOT normal for the brand either. And it kindly didn't smell like apple pie and maple butter either. I believe this soap will have to be tossed out. I'll check again here in a few days, but it's starting to turn rancid on me like my 1920's Barber shoppe did when I got to the bottom of it:


Other than this soap going bad and not lathering, the shave was decent. I got a clean shave but it was not close. It looks presentable at the most. Mom had a really bad day yesterday at work. She's putting in her notice and has asked the other store she works at on Wednesdays for more hours and the assistant manager for that store she works at on Wednesdays is tickled to death about it. The other one mom worked at yesterday has become a turd in the punch bowl. Her day was so bad there yesterday, that it effected and drained me. I eat a lot of sandwiches and I bought sandwiches frequently at the one she worked at yesterday and it's gotten where I'd rather go to another Subway than the one mom worked at yesterday.

Proraso Green & The Shield:

Man oh man that shave was excellent. After a nice, hot and relaxing shower, I went with a modern day classic, Proraso Green  which has an i...